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Jutty's Livejournal
Created on 2000-12-03 01:38:40 (#30049), last updated 2007-06-10
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| Name: | Jutty |
|---|---|
| Location: | Sydney, New South Wales, Australia |
| Website: | click here |
Yeah. Well.
There's nothing exciting about me. I am a public servant. I study part-time. I am a neo-Freudian. I am an international spy and professional didgeridoo player. I long to be a paper-pushing, watercooler-dictating technocrat. I am a failed cabaret star and former Big Brother contestant. I am indirectly responsible for the assassination of JFK. I was the gunwoman on the grassy knoll goddammit! I was slated to appear alongside Leo DiCaprio in Titanic but had to pass up Kate Winslet's role due to other commitments. I have appeared on the Jerry Springer show more than once. I have also invented my own religion called existential cookery or "chocolate-donutism." I want to marry Homer Simpson and have a mess of kids who look, talk and act like Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle. I have crushes on Stuart Townsend, Joaquin Phoenix and Roger Ebert.
Okay, scratch that last one.
There's nothing exciting about me. I am a public servant. I study part-time. I am a neo-Freudian. I am an international spy and professional didgeridoo player. I long to be a paper-pushing, watercooler-dictating technocrat. I am a failed cabaret star and former Big Brother contestant. I am indirectly responsible for the assassination of JFK. I was the gunwoman on the grassy knoll goddammit! I was slated to appear alongside Leo DiCaprio in Titanic but had to pass up Kate Winslet's role due to other commitments. I have appeared on the Jerry Springer show more than once. I have also invented my own religion called existential cookery or "chocolate-donutism." I want to marry Homer Simpson and have a mess of kids who look, talk and act like Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle. I have crushes on Stuart Townsend, Joaquin Phoenix and Roger Ebert.
Okay, scratch that last one.
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